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So I learned yesterday that I'm going to go sleep in a hospital sometime after the first of the year.

All right. Be during a weeknight. They will accommodate me by letting me go at 4.30 in the morning.

We're not actually back on the air until the 5th, so you could do it before that.

No, I'm doing it on the like the 8th or 9th or whatever, some Thursday in January.

Had they told you once again to treat it like a regular night, have a couple bong rips and a couple cocktails?

Nope. They've instructed me, no alcohol afternoon.

I love, did they have to say after noon? So you're saying there's a chance.

I'm being good buzzing. 10 o'clock. I got two hours. Thursday, I'm probably going to want to get a

workout in the late afternoon, and I generally don't work out when I'm... I never work out when I'm drunk. Well, again, nobody really does. I bet some people do. Yeah, maybe. Maybe a little buzz, I guess. But don't they want you to mimic your normal night? Yeah. No, it wouldn't be my normal night. I know. I guess the option. Don't they want you to mimic it, right. Would be, you know, I have a couple months to prepare here. I could go a night or two without drinking in the interim, but I don't like that option. It's always the people do. No, yeah, especially when it's dark and the holidays.

I mean, both those just crave alcohol.

Didn't you tell these people you have a streak?

Right.

Good point, you need to maintain your streak.

Yeah, but do you want to think about that?

That streak was broken a couple of times when I was in the hospital.

But it's been a 10-year streak.

We're coming up on close to 10 years.

You could use this hospital indemnity plan.

Ten years, listen, I'm the last person that's going to alcohol shame anybody.

The past year and a half, I mean, I've been hitting it pretty good.

And that doesn't exclude the other so many years I lived.

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