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In spite of the miles of winding and criss-crossed tunnels that make up our fair city, it is difficult to find what one might call a long tunnel.

Most bend and twist, sometimes without obvious cause,

there are those who say that this is to discourage abuse of ranged weaponry in the tunnels.

Others attribute it to a grand design constructed according to the elegant maps of the directors.

Whatever the reason, it happens that Nathan Rourke has never before traveled far enough

in one direction to require a push card.

This particular travesty of engineering features a spacious platform for passengers, room for cargo,

and a simple, ratcheted handle, which provides a mechanical

advantage which is at best negligible and at worst a significant loss of energy to be used.

There has got to be a better way to do this.

Oh, the end.

Oh, thank God.

Hey, hold that elevator.

Door is closing.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, no problem whatsoever, sir.

Oh, hey, uh, mole?

You aren't clay, are you?

The name's loamy, sir.

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