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While we wait for TJ to show up. I got some dark, human, dark psychology. Oh, here they are. That's cool. Let them come in. Just have them come in and sit down. All right. TJ Miller. TJ. TJ, we're on the air. Tell them we're on the air. Yeah, we're live. Tell them on the air. They're walking in. Colleen might start swearing, you know. Your mic's not on there. Hang on here. Oh, get you all set up. Colleen from the Funny Boehler. And T.J. Miller from the Funny Bone. He will be at the Funny Bone tonight and tomorrow night.

Omaha.Foneybone.com.

Okay, now you can say hi.

Say hi somebody.

Limited on the early shows. All right.

The wild late shows, which are my personal favorite, do have more space.

Are you a little more uninhibited? Like you're inhibited.

Yeah. I get so inhibited on the first show. I just couldn't be more inhibited.

It's the inhibited to it. I won't even say darn. I just go, well,

tell us about your adventure getting here.

Oh, well.

Oh, what happened, man?

And have yourself a liquid death.

By the way, I tried the Mountain Don't liquid death the other day.

I love that.

Mountain Dotes.

I like that you guys say liquid death when we all know, this is a smooth cure's light.

There's a lawsuit happening with Mountain Don't. Yeah, they're shooting them. They got to change the name. They don't appreciate the publicity, huh? No, but my son loves it. Sure. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure they love getting your cease and desists, don't they? So where were you, TJ, before here, obviously, for O'Lah? I was at LaGuardia Airport. Okay. And that didn't work out. No. What happened then? They canceled my direct flight to see Colleen and do a... What day was this? Just yesterday? But I knew I had to be here in person. I'm not going to call. I appreciate that. So what happened with the Empire? That's cool with you, man. I drove, I love the cab driver's response. No. I got in the cab quickly. I go, I'm in a hurry. Can you get me there quickly? He goes, where are you going?

I said, JFK airport.

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