I don't want to visit the destroyed academy every day, but I feel like old people.

This one's a... this one takes the cake.

I don't. It's frustrating.

I've got a hat trick of these today.

Some Stanford University students say Apple's iPhone is too addictive, so they're demanding that the company intervene to help combat electronics addiction.

Wow.

Okay.

The group identifies as Stanford students against addictive devices.

Told the college fix that the group aims to take our concerns to Apple by engaging with consumers and employees in a series of demonstrations.

Can you give me that group name again?

Stanford students against addictive devices.

Sad to death.

The school newspaper, the Stanford Daily reported that the group's most recent protest occurred March 3rd at a California Apple store.

I don't know how you make that.

During the demonstration, the students handed out flyers to help raise awareness of electronics addiction.

iPhones are our gateway to addictive services, Facebook and company.

Apple is uniquely capable of helping us curb our dependence.

A portion of the flyer said, even though Apple's business model does not rely on service and on device addiction, they fail to take common sense steps to address the issue.

You know what I would do if I was Apple?

Not all the Stanford students.

Well, that's one thing I would do, but I try to get the names of all the kids who are this stupid.

Yeah.

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