3.11 Last Dance
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Hey, you know who's a lesbian? DANA FAIRBANKS!!!! This week on The L Word, we say goodbye to Dana Fairbanks for many minutes, with activities including yelling at a funeral, Carmen becoming a gardener, the ashes of 100 dead bodies, a hike to a magical waterfall, genuinely fun flashbacks, Max flexing his map-reading skills, Tina and Henry being a general nightmare, and everybody having an excuse finally to wear cute puffy coats! Come for Dana in pigtails, stay for the performance art.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Dellenback listeners, just a little heads up that we are currently running a very, very important poll on autostral.com regarding the best and worst moments of season three. |
| 0:09.4 | And we will be announcing the results of that poll in our season three wrap up episode. |
| 0:13.2 | If you haven't already, we would love for you to take it. |
| 0:16.2 | You can find a link to the poll in our bio on our Instagram page. And just also a little warning that if you |
| 0:23.9 | have not already seen the entirety of season three, there will be spoilers in the poll. So if you |
| 0:29.2 | haven't seen it, don't look at that. It'll ruin everything. You'll never know what's about to |
| 0:34.1 | happen. So go. Take the survey. Vote. Voting is great. Woo. Bye. Oh, wait, not bye. We're |
| 0:42.3 | going to do the episode now. |
| 0:48.3 | Topping, laughing, moving, fissing, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, squirting, |
| 0:54.0 | judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:57.0 | This is the way... |
| 0:59.0 | It's the way that we live. |
| 1:02.0 | It's the way that we live... Hi, I'm Ries. |
| 1:19.6 | And this is to Ellen back. |
| 1:23.3 | That's the show. |
| 1:24.6 | That's the show. |
| 1:25.4 | Great. |
| 1:25.8 | Thank you for listening. |
| 1:27.4 | And we continue on our long Schleck through the show. That's the show. Great. Thank you for listening. And we continue on our long schlck through the dregs. |
| 1:31.9 | What's a schlek? |
| 1:32.9 | I made it up. |
| 1:34.4 | Is it a slag and a schlep? |
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