3/11 2-2 AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
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Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:25.9 | It was pointed out to me that the Kiwi is also a flightless bird on the islands of New Zealand. |
| 0:31.7 | And then I had to figure out which came first. |
| 0:35.6 | And it turns out the Kiwi bird has been around for about 50 million years. |
| 0:40.7 | That makes sense. |
| 0:41.3 | But they didn't know it was called the Kiwi, though. |
| 0:43.1 | Well, the fruit originally known as the Chinese gooseberry, because that's where they go in the rich. |
| 0:48.8 | That sounds like a zigzag, doesn't it? |
| 0:49.7 | Right. |
| 0:50.2 | It was the Chinese gooseberry last night. |
| 0:52.1 | The Kiwi fruit in the 1950s by New Zealanders to honor their national bird. |
| 0:58.3 | They're both kind of round and fuzzy. |
| 1:02.3 | Aren't we all? |
| 1:03.4 | You're nuts? |
| 1:05.3 | Okay. |
| 1:05.8 | The Kiwi fruit and the Kiwi bird. |
| 1:09.9 | Next we learned in the first segment that apparently potato said repeatedly to an Irish person. |
| 1:17.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.8 | You know, with your intention of harassing them, can be considered. |
| 1:21.8 | I think you've said at all like that to an Irish person is probably harassing. |
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