#3.07. It Seems To Me That You Just Take A Hit Point Of Damage with Zoë Rae

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Dragons, Actual Play, Comedy, Dungeons, Dnd, Dnd5e, Improv, Rpg, Australian

4.9 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Dungeon Dave was in Melbourne when we recorded this but he left a lot of notes for Ben to run the adventure in his absence. Ben... tried his best. This one is set in Australia and for some reason that seems to bring out the worst in us, so there's quite a bit of swearing even by our standards.

Featuring Zoë Rae!

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0:00.0	I'm gonna do this.
0:10.0	20 hours have passed.
0:13.0	Since your recent mission beneath the Zogbank, the five of you,
0:19.0	Philge, Bobby, Frizo, Baston and Bobson, said your
0:24.3	goodbyes to Sally Gunbeer just hours ago as she grabshooted from your helo, the helicopter,
0:31.2	I asked him, into the fetid atmosphere of Calcutta, primed for her next assignment
0:37.9	and her fur already looking dark and sleek as it regrows.
0:44.2	Oh, we shaved her, didn't we?
0:45.5	Yeah, we did shave her.
0:46.3	We shaved the bear.
0:49.4	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:52.6	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:55.7	Okay, you are in...
1:02.0	I'm here anytime you need me to help.
1:05.3	Dave's not going to hear this for two weeks.
1:08.3	It's going to be so upset.
1:10.3	You are in the sky crane, which I have discovered is a kind of helicopter.
1:14.6	Oh.
1:15.6	A very big helicopter.
1:16.6	You're there.
1:17.6	You're on your way after putting your names, after hacking into the CPU and putting your
1:23.6	names on the list of citizens of Freaside, you are going to the needle, which is the elevator
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