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Buffering the Vampire Slayer | A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Podcast

3.05 Homecoming | A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Podcast

Buffering the Vampire Slayer | A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Podcast

Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure

Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

GET IN THE LIMO! It's the episode that launched a zillion Cordelia/Spatula fan fics! Buckle up for SlayerFest 98! Today we're discussing S3E5: Homecoming. Jenny Owen Youngs is @jennyowenyoungs on twitter, and you can check out some of her non-Buffy songs at www.jennyowenyoungs.com/buffering Kristin Russo is @kristinnoeline on twitter. Learn more about the resources she creates for LGBTQ individuals and their families at www.everyoneisgay.com and www.mykidisgay.com. Follow Buffering the Vampire Slayer on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram @bufferingcast! WE HAVE NEW MERCH! There's fresh and toasty "Awoo" baseball tees, Smash the Demon Lizard Patriarchy hoodies, an "Awooooooooooooooo" knit beanie w/ pom, and STICKERS (!!!! - it's all happening over at www.bufferingthevampireslayer.com - just click on SHOP. We've also got CDs of both SONGS FROM SEASON TWO and SONGS FROM SEASON ONE in the store, or if you prefer your music in non-corporeal form, both albums are both available now on iTunes, or wherever you get your digital music. You can now support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/bufferingcast. **PLEASE NOTE** our new "The Patriarchy" jingle is available as a free download TO ALL on Patreon! click on the "jingles" tag on the left to find it fast! Logo: Kristine Thune (www.kristinethune.com). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's Kristen and Jenny.

0:03.1

And we're here to tell you that nobody, and we mean nobody, messes with our boyfriends.

0:07.5

That's canonically true.

0:11.0

We're going on tour.

0:13.0

What are we doing, Jenny? Where are we going?

0:15.0

The Nobody Messes with My Boyfriend Tour is stopping in New York on October 18th, Philadelphia on October 19th, and

0:23.5

Burlington, Vermont for the first time ever on October 29th. We are doing live tapings of

0:29.6

In Order, What's My Line Part 1? What's My Line Part 2? And Ted. Everyone's favorite episode, Ted.

0:36.5

I'm so excited to talk about Ted in front of a live audience.

0:39.5

It cannot even begin to express it.

0:41.4

It's going to be great.

0:42.4

You can find out all of the information you need to know at bufferingcast.com slash live or check out our calendar where our events always live.

0:51.5

Tickets go on sale for our patrons only tomorrow Thursday, August 28th. And then on

0:59.7

sale to the general public Friday, August 29th. So come on out. Join us for some live tapings that

1:07.2

will be a hoot and possibly a nanny. And, uh, you know, we'd love to see you try to mess

1:14.4

with our boyfriends. Bufferingcast.com slash live. I'm going to show you how it's done. I'm going to

1:22.8

run for homecoming queen and I'm going to win. This is starting to be sad. Sorry, Cordy, but you have no idea who you're messing with.

1:30.7

What, the Slayer?

1:32.9

I'm not talking about the Slayer.

1:35.1

I'm talking about Buffy.

1:36.9

You've awakened the prom queen within.

1:39.5

And that crown is going to be mine.

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