2x13: Ranger (feat. Andrew Parker)
Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast
Cryptic County
4.7 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2019
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
- Former Park Ranger - randomlawngnome
- I was almost kidnapped as a kid - theangrysquash
- Burglar "Dream" - TwinkleBrush
- The good neighbor- Queequeg89
- Goddess - IntrepidSnowball
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast contains adult language and content. |
| 0:02.9 | If you have a story to share, send it to Let's Not Meet Stories at gmail.com. |
| 0:07.5 | Enjoy the show. My guest this week is Andrew Parker. |
| 0:29.2 | Andrew works on the fantastic podcast, Crypta, along with some great voice talents like |
| 0:34.8 | Henry Zabrowski, Ed Larson, and our friend, and recent guest |
| 0:39.1 | Shelby Scott from the Scare You to Sleep podcast. But more on that later. For now, enjoy the show. |
| 0:48.9 | A few years ago, my friend Tess and I set out on the Great American Road Trip. |
| 0:56.3 | We were going to drive from New York to Los Angeles, zigzagging through the country for six weeks. |
| 1:03.1 | We were both in our early 20s, pretty broke, and as my mom had been a long-haul trucker, I suggested |
| 1:08.6 | that to save some money, we should sleep in the back of our |
| 1:12.5 | hatchback. It was a pretty cozy setup. We brought some blankets and sheets from Goodwill, |
| 1:18.6 | and cut one of them up to make a curtain. By the end of the first week, we'd gotten so that we could |
| 1:25.4 | set up camp in about ten minutes. |
| 1:28.0 | Luggage moved to the front, curtains up, bedding laid down and out for the night. |
| 1:33.4 | We slept in parking lots, free campsites, rest areas, basically anywhere it seemed safe and semi-legal. |
| 1:42.1 | There was never a night, after the first night, where we felt scared until the last week of our |
| 1:49.0 | trip in Arizona. |
| 1:51.5 | We were near Flagstaff and had gotten pretty used to our routine. |
| 1:56.3 | We didn't go on a set schedule and would never drive more than three or four hours a day, no destination |
| 2:03.6 | really in mind. We drive places we found the night before on Google and take suggestions |
| 2:09.6 | from other campers, locals and people we met. We had also gotten very good at making friends. |
| 2:18.2 | We went to Denny's with the group of rednecks we met at the campsite in the back of their |
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