2D SOLDIERS - JARCast Episode 288
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4.9 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:07.5 | Oh no! |
| 0:09.6 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:11.7 | Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Jammedia Posdak, episode 288. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm your host Alex, joined by Jamie and James. Do you know what else is an 88? The main gun on a panza, enfrogan, Tiger S.E. Yes. That is actually, like, correct, though. It's an 88. 88 what? It's a flat gun. It's a flat gun, you know, shoot down... What's a flat gun? A flat gun, it shoots down... Oh, Flack. I thought it's a flat. I thought it's a flat. I thought it was like a disk. They put it in a tank and tank big gun. That would be scary. Imagine a flat gun that you can only see from certain angles because it's so flat. Wow. It's like a two-dimensional gun. Yeah. Really dangerous. Yeah. Because how would you... What about if you picked up and accidentally shot yourself because you could only see it from a certain angle? Well, if you're holding it, I feel like you'd know where it is. No, if you were going to pick it up and then you went, |
| 1:12.7 | clots yourself. |
| 1:14.1 | Which country in the world do you think has 2D soldiers? |
| 1:19.6 | To wield the 2D flat gun. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh, the France 2D soldiers. |
| 1:23.1 | French 2D soldiers. |
| 1:25.0 | It's their secret weapon they've been planning to use to infiltrate the Euro star tunnel. |
| 1:30.5 | Yeah, it's an invade our country. |
| 1:33.7 | The fish weren't enough to the 2D soldiers. |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, it's retaliation to the fish thieves of Jersey Island. |
| 1:40.3 | Every time you think you see someone in the corner of your eye, it's the it's the the 2D soldiers from France. Yeah. They're spying when you, get an information. It's genius because they're 2D. They blend in everywhere. What they've got to do is just, oh, they're going. Just turn around, oh, just change the angle and they're gone do you think that's how |
| 2:00.9 | the pyramids were made but by the 2d soldiers no no no this is this is this is |
| 2:06.3 | come on guys this is common knowledge that the aliens helped with the pyramids |
| 2:10.2 | do you think humans can like move blocks from quarries to to make a pyramid come |
| 2:16.4 | on there's no way that people that because this on. There's no way that people... |
| 2:19.0 | There's no way that prehistoric man was like smart enough to make pyramids. |
| 2:26.0 | It's proven that they made pyramids before triangles were invented. |
| 2:32.2 | Yeah, because the aliens showed them a triangle. |
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