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299: The Science of Hemorrhoids (with NOAHFINNCE)

Sci Guys

The Sci Guys

Comedy, Education, Science

4.9640 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to SciGai's, the show where we talk about the crazy, weird and wonderful stories from the science world.

0:13.0

I'm Corey and I'm joined by the fifth Cygai, Noah Finns.

0:16.0

There are two of us here that makes me the second side guy.

0:30.7

This week we're talking about telephone toilet troubles.

0:32.0

But first, I've got a question for you.

0:33.2

Hello, yes, here to answer.

0:34.5

Do you use your phone on the toilet?

0:36.8

Oh, God, yes. I have much trouble with that.

0:37.2

Yeah, yeah.

0:41.5

We were supposed to start at like half past, which I was late, and then you were playing a game,

0:50.9

and then you were like, I need to go to the toilet first. And I was like, okay, that's fine. You go to the toilet, and I hear you doing multiple things. Should I list off the things I heard you doing? Go ahead. First you were watching Reels I assume it was Reels

0:52.1

Yes

0:52.5

And then you got a voice note from Steph about your album

0:55.2

Yes so yes we're doing mixed notes

0:57.2

It's very, very important. I was working. I was working. I don't know. Are there any scientific rules that you shouldn't be working on the toilet? We'll find out. But I'm sitting here. Everything set up. Just doing my finishing touches. And then I hear Steph going, no, no, so, so it's gonna be like, da-da-da-da, you know what I mean?

1:12.2

Like, da-da-da-da-da.

1:13.5

Well, I'd tell them that you were listening to my entire album on a speaker and singing along to it while you thought I was in the bath, but I could hear you the whole time. I'm sure you could hear me the whole time. I don't care. I'm your biggest fan.

1:22.8

You're not my mom.

1:23.5

I'm bigger than your mom.

1:24.5

Yeah, you're bigger than my.

1:25.8

You're much bigger than Karen.

1:27.6

I've been to your gigs.

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