So, Matt, this grasshopper walks into a bar.

And the bartender goes, hey, man, we have a drink named after you.

And the grasshopper goes, really?

You've got a drink named Larry?

Yeah.

Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam.

And my name's Matt.

Now, pull up a tombstone, or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tales

all right everybody here we are again matt how you doing tonight brother man. Good, good. So I'll go ahead and apologize up front.

My voice is kind of whack this week.

Last week, I told you I was starting to get sick.

Well, I did.

Now I'm on the tail end of it, but my voice is all whack today.

I actually asked me how I was doing, and I said, well, I feel pretty good, better than I have.

And she goes, well, you don't sound it.

I was like, I know.

You're like, thanks a lot.

Yeah.

Thanks, babe.

But, no, I agree.

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