rated E for everyone, 10 and up.

This is Arnold, you're listening to that story show.

Come on, put the cookie down, now!

Hey! This is that story show people. Hey Luda!

You're watching?

Hey, he was cooking pizza.

I turned into a bat and I flew into this clean house.

I left her some guano. Hey podcast people, this is that story show

show. Hey podcast people, this is that story show where we're telling hilarious

real life stories and inviting you to do the same. This is episode 299. Only one more

left to 300. Holy crap. I am your host. My name is James Kennison and my good friend is here.

Jenna I feel special because you're my friend no because I'm on the show that's

right Jenna does a podcast with me called Red School Bus.

And it's a lot of fun.

You should go check it out at RSBcast.com.

But right now she's helping me out at the big at the big boy show. I don't know I don't know big

girl show is a big girl show we watched a lot of videos yesterday Jenna as a

baby and so it was very important for her to be a big girl back then and I just

have to imagine that it still is somewhere in her heart it's important to be a big girl.

Yeah, but I think knowing that I'm 14 is good enough.

I think that if you started having help from your parents in picking out your clothes and you know

parts of your schedule like your playdates and stuff you would probably have something to say about that

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