put your tongue back in

oh that was nice take that to res coffee

isn't it isn't it marvellous how Oh, that was nice. Take that to Rez coffee.

Isn't it, isn't it marvellous how something like that can just become a massive thing?

And of course, now it's looked on as a complete gaff. I mean, if you think about it,

she was actually only saying common sense, but now everybody's saying, oh, this was a really big gaff.

It wasn't a gaff. I mean, the gaff is that the, because of course what she said, listeners,

for anybody who doesn't know, was she didn't advise snogging under the mistletoe. In fact,

I think she only said, don't snog under the mistletoe, somebody you don't know. So I know you.

It's fine that I'm snogging you.

Well, I'm glad that Boris has given his stamp of approval to this, because we've now organised the Ian Dale in the evening Christmas party.

And, yes, a dozen of us will be going to the Hippodrome Casino because I have a really, well, in fact, we've eaten there, haven't we? You took me there. Yeah. It's a very nice restaurant, the Heliot Steakhouse. So there's going to be a dozen of us after the show, so a very late one, because it doesn't, I don't think these things work at lunchtime because you're always looking at your watch. Actually, I don't, haven't got a watch, but you're always looking at the time, thinking, oh, we ought to get back and prepare for the programme. So I didn't want to do it at lunchtime. So we're going to do it very close to Christmas, not going to give the day away in case we get people coming to Gore Pat us. Yeah. Because you know what some of the many listeners might like. Well, exactly. They'd be hanging around, aren't they? Trying to get in, muscle in on the action. I'm going to be on your program on the beginning of the last week, aren't I? Yes. Well, it is not that day, is it?

It's not that day.

Actually, I've missed a trick there.

Or we could put you on, should we say, another day,

and then you could come.

But you're probably going back home then for the rest of the week, aren't you?

Are we doing Good Morning Britain on Christmas Eve?

Oh. Because I'm actually doing a program on Christmas Eve.

Are you? I'm returning to drive for one day only on Christmas Eve.

Do you know, I'm not sure I really fancy doing Christmas Eve. I think, well then again,

should I do Christmas Eve and then not do the following week?

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