299. If I Retire, That's It

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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😏 If you want totally ads/commercial free, uncensored/extended episodes 1 day early +1 entire bonus episode per month, exclusive merch + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris tells tales of his recent trip to Florida, as well as his thoughts on pickleball, bodyguards, overly calm pilots and how lit coffee shops are.This week Chris watches Slap Fighting Championship, talks about the decline of rap, Tom Brady retiring (again), and a weather prognosticating groundhog. Plus the return of Missed Connections! 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Extraordinary, streaming, excluse of theond Disney Plus this January.
0:04.2	Did you see your greatest weaknesses?
0:05.7	Crippling insecurity, selfish and elazy, lack ambition,
0:08.6	stubborn, argumentative jealous,
0:10.3	stunning and people of love.
0:11.4	I only washed my hands after someone else in the bathroom.
0:13.6	I don't know why I just told you that.
0:16.0	Meet Jan.
0:17.0	He was such a brave little soldier.
0:19.2	Extraordinary, an original series.
0:21.2	Oh, he was all free.
0:22.2	Maybe I should take my brow off.
0:23.6	Streaming January 25th excluse of theond Disney Plus.
0:26.8	18 plus subscription required, T-Sensei's apply.
0:56.8	Shach.
0:57.8	Well, stocks last subject to availability.
0:59.8	RUNK.
1:02.8	Yes, it's another day.
1:07.8	Another beautiful day.
1:09.8	It is Wednesday for the Patreon people.
1:12.8	And it is Thursday for the people who watch us on YouTube.
1:15.8	And I just want to say, dude, I am really happy.
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