Heyo! Welcome to regular features. I've just finished doing 800 burpees as per your instruction commander log.

I've just finished drinking 800 slurpee.

I've got one ankle behind my head as we rush headlong into this here episode of regular features.

I have got one person to the right of me, Steve Hoggetty,

another to the left of me, Matt Lees.

Here I am, stuck in the middle, with you two.

It's Log and Steve.

And I'm Matt.

This is a podcast.

Now it's your turn to introduce both of us two.

Oh, Matt just headbutter the microphone.

Matt, the multimedia professional just slammed his forehead at full speed into the microphone.

Was, I'm a professional enough to mouth silently to myself, fuck.

I headbutter on the mic and went, fuck under my breath, as if to say, fuck, we've really fucked out

the intro to this podcast. It was mainly me. In a very endearing way. Yeah, I think we've turned the car back around. We've crashed the car into a tree, but we've reversed it around and we're pretending that the tree ran into us. It just shows how human we are because humans drive cars into trees. To air is human.

To slam your face into the microphone is Mali. It's my fucking leaves. I'm going to do it again. Check this out. Doesn't sound as impressive as it was. Anyway. It's like, you know, when a kid falls over and hurts themselves. And everyone goes, I did it on purpose. Actually,

I'm going to do it again.

They need to throw themselves on the ground. It's like, okay, that's embarrassing now. Boys, I can slam my head into this microphone all night, but I'm not going to do that. We're going to do a podcast with a couple of cheeky little features. What are those features? What are you going to be doing tonight? I'd been playing a mobile phone game in my hand

I can't believe that

I can't wait

this What are those features? What are you going to be doing tonight? I've been playing a mobile phone game in my hand. I can't believe that. I can't wait to hear more. I have been around Europe specifically to Hamstam. And I'll be telling you all about the secrets, delights, treats, and adventures that can be had in Hamstadam. And I don't have a feature. and I'm going to tell you why. Why?

Last night I ate a lot of chips.

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