And my mother taught me just, my mother, my mother taught me that you don't have to be black to be a nigger.

It's true. You don't have to be black, but it sure does help.

From the smallest room in New York City.

But you know the crazy point, Pat?

It comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

East Harlem, the DeWitt Clinton Houses.

A man dragged a dead woman into a stairwell and set the body on fire before returning home where he slashed his own throat after a brief standoff with police.

You know it's always like that with women. If you want to set them on fire to stairwell, you pretty much have to drag them there.

Like it would kill her to just walk her dead ass up the stairs.

That dead ass woman was once and will always be a 23-year-old Shanty naked,

whose corpse was stuffed into a garbage bag and brought from 1405 Park Avenue to 107 East 105th Street around 6.30 a.m. leaving a bloody trail along the way. Now, this guy has no luck.

First, he has to dispose of a body. Nobody really wants to do that. Then it turns out she's on her period.

And if she's bleeding through a garbage bag, you know that's got to be a heavy flow. I can't say this from experience, but I bet if there's one

thing that smells worse than a dead body, it's a dead body on the rag. Oh my God. Google Maps tells

me this. The distance between the two addresses is 256 feet. Manhattan North chief of detectives

Christopher McCormick explains, We had a blood trail that

led us across the street. We had blood in the hallway. We had blood in the lobby and in the

elevators. Bitch, get your shit under control. Join me now to unravel the rest of this story.

Stand-up comedian, frequent host of comedy shows, and resident in New York City,

Ken Boyd.

Hey, hey, what up, though?

Hey, everybody, what's happening?

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