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So I got invited to a co-worker's birthday party last night.

And like, she's a manager and like an adult.

So there's a bounce house is what you're saying.

Well, and then I pulled up and I saw a couple of the coworkers and I was like, wait a minute,

is this like an adult party like chakuterie and wine and like a bonfire or is this like red cups no food party.

And I was like, wait a minute and then it was definitely the second one and so like and it's so

at least have chur sure cutery with your red

cups and this whole group had very heavy like I said jelly roll energy

Bubba Sparks energy that kind of yeah absolutely yeah lots of flannel lots of you know stuff like that I do

also know who Bubba Sparks is because I was ashamed one time and how to do research

yes so I'm walking out and one of the guys I bet was like it was nice to meet you sir.

Sir?

Oh my God my dear soul.

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