#2971: The Queen of Christmas

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

News, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Today, Mike debuts a new Christmas song to start your holidays off right! Communication is key when you car starts shaking… no lies, please. We analyze Oscar’s eating trends (scary, really), big feet, and Nikky Diamond is in the know. LIGHT IT UP!

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0:00.0	Today, a non-micro-meratio.
0:03.5	Carla has no rhythm.
0:04.6	I don't know if I've ever shown you that in public,
0:06.6	but it's pretty funny when I do, when I do a little experiment.
0:09.6	You know, like I'll say, we will, we will rock you.
0:13.0	Carla, tap along to that beat, and it's like, we will, we will rock you.
0:19.6	I got burned in my previous relationships with all my wives.
0:26.6	I was happy till they went to a lawyer's office, took out their knives.
0:32.6	I got screwed by two of my lady loves early in my life.
0:39.0	I was suffering through divorce.
0:42.3	It was causing me a needed strife.
0:45.0	Oh, what's wrong?
0:45.6	How a merorajor sleep number is?
0:47.8	What?
0:49.0	Even do I, because he never slept around me.
0:51.6	Whoa!
0:53.8	All that and more.
0:55.3	The micomaratio starts now.
1:01.7	The TMOS Fruitcake has returned.
1:04.7	But only for a limited time.
1:06.0	Order yours today at micomaratio.com.
1:08.4	The same great taste you remember at the same price as last Christmas.
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