I've got a problem.

Go on.

I've got mole heaps in my garden.

Well, as long as it's just in your garden.

What are you going to do with them?

Bash them. Don't. Don't don't they're fucking animal lovers listening no when we moved here in i'm in norfolk when we

moved here in 2013 we have this problem we got a mole man in and he he solved it eventually

and then our new neighbours emailed me during the week saying we've got

mole heaps in our garden so of course I was taking the piss out and say yeah we've sent them your way

because they used to be in our garden so I get here last night and then wake up this morning and open

the curtains and they are absolutely giant things I shall post a picture on Twitter later.

So we're going to have to get the mole man in again.

Do you have a beautifully smooth lawn for croquet

and now a little molehead has popped up under the hoop?

Actually, we used to have a croquet set at home on the farm.

I love croquet.

But I haven't played that.

Did you ever play with John Prescott at Chevening or Dorneywood or wherever he was? No, he was Dorneywood, wasn't he? No, I did go to Dorneywood with John Prescott, but I didn't play croquet. Was it one of those car keys in the middle of the floor evenings that you're so fond of? Well, he's lucky because he's got two jags, so he's... No, he hasn't anymore. He's got two sets of car keys.

No. he's in the middle of the floor evenings that you're so fond of. Well, he's lucky because he's got two jags. No, he hasn't anymore. He's got two sets of car keys. No, he sold them. That was in the Sunday Times last week. He's no, he's no jaggs now. Right. Has he bought something else or does he just... No, I think he's getting on a bit now, isn't he? Oh, I see what you mean he isn't driving?

No, no.

Oh.

So, no, just for the avoidance of doubt, everybody, I was there to do serious political business.

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