297: Heath's Cars Were Destroyed While Moving

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	These almonds are good, though.
0:21.6	What do you got? You're welcome. Just some blue diamond almonds, not an ad. 100 calorie. Had to enjoy Zane's pantry while I could. Yeah, that's that I'm storing some healthy fats in my pantry now. My mama said that I'm not having enough of good fats in my daily diet. Yeah, it's just I got to do more avocado, more almonds. Ophocado is a healthy fat.
0:23.2	No, I know.
0:23.8	It's just like I have to, because I have to eat so much protein and meat every day where
0:28.5	like the last thing I want to throw in my like really heavy meal is avocado.
0:34.2	It just makes it like I am, I I am I look like blueberry the violet girl
0:39.9	Every day like I got in I got in or I'llia increased me from 200 grams to 250 grams of protein I have to eat that much in a
0:50.4	250 grams of protein or you trying to like bulk and like get bigger? I don't know.
0:55.0	I'm just doing what I'm being told.
0:57.0	You don't weigh 250 pounds.
0:58.0	Shouldn't you like your protein intake equal like your body weight?
1:01.0	He said that he said, uh, trust me, your fat will go down and your muscles will
1:06.0	give it.
1:07.0	You'll be able to burn fat and gain muscle.
1:09.0	And I was like, okay.
1:10.0	Okay. Okay. Whatever you say?
1:13.1	In two months, I'm Bradley Moore.
1:16.9	Oh, rank these for me.
1:18.7	Okay.
1:20.0	Rice, crackers, noodles, bread.
1:23.4	Rank them on like what is the worst?
1:26.4	Yes.
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