#296 - The Worst Life Hack Of All Time

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Frank & Joe discuss "life hacks" aka creative ways to make easy things harder than they have to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	BRO! Welcome back to the kitchen.
0:02.0	God, you're fucking bastard.
0:03.5	What?
0:05.0	I'm upset with you.
0:06.0	And I told you I wanted to start with, welcome back to the basement yard.
0:09.0	Thanks for being here, but also welcome back to keeping it frank.
0:12.0	Because I'm fucking hot right now.
0:14.0	Okay. Like, not physically. I'm actually quite comfortable.
0:17.0	But hot in terms of...
0:18.0	You think you're hot like as a look... like you look hot?
0:21.0	I think I actually do look hot.
0:22.0	On a 1 to 10, where would you put yourself?
0:24.0	Right now?
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Not a lot of... like my... I haven't like shaved...
0:29.0	My hair isn't like, you know, like styled.
0:32.0	I would say I'm at like a 6.8 right now.
0:35.0	Okay.
0:36.0	I think I'm a 6.8, but I don't try to change the subject to son of a bitch.
0:39.0	I'm just asking the question.
0:40.0	I think I'm pretty good.
0:41.0	What do you think you are?
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