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God Awful Movies

296: Lazer Us

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it.
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0:00.0

Holly and Cheneyce are prepping for a big weekend away and it needs to go exactly to plan

0:05.5

so they need to know exactly what they get in, like the choice of over 800 hotels.

0:09.9

Yes! Right in the centre!

0:12.1

So there are only moments away from where they want to be, with a super comfy bed waiting

0:16.8

for them at the end of the night. And with checkout by 12pm they can even hit snooze.

0:22.6

Enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip. Premier in, rest easy. Only available to book at

0:27.8

Premierin.com.

0:34.1

Underwear that would protect you from fire and only that part of your body, right?

0:41.8

Right. You're in a lake of fire and your like just crotch area is protected by Christa.

0:48.3

So basically hell is just a bunch of chart corpses in crotchous.

0:53.9

Venus?

0:56.4

I would have found a way to make that work though, right? I'm boiling in a lake of fire and I'm

1:00.0

turning on the demon. My dick feels great. My dick, whatever you're doing, all the other areas.

1:04.4

My dick feels awesome.

1:07.4

Not awful. Movie.

1:11.6

Welcome back to God awful movies. Reach week. We watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

1:25.6

I'm your host T. Thin, right? And I'm joined by my former BFF who is neglecting me for his child,

1:32.3

Eli Bosnick. Eli, as your child doing. How are you? It's just a lot less upsetting when he

1:37.2

shits his pants teeth. You can understand that, right? You can understand. I cannot. And we also have

1:44.2

seasoned veteran maskists and skinbook enthusiast Cara Sant Maria. Cara, thanks for joining us.

1:54.2

All right. Well, that was a good answer to the question about to ask. But maybe you could

1:59.8

elaborate a little bit more. Cara, what are we going to be breaking down today?

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