Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police. It's the only podcast you'll ever really need because it tells you the whole fucking truth of what's actually going on.

Kevin O'Sullivan's here. Welcome. Thank you very much, Mike. It's been another great week for your old Keir Starman, or Sir Keith Starlin. Only, what, 2.7 million people what about?

You know, as everybody knows, he's a total cunt, but every week without fail, he out cunts of again.

He's quite remarkable how he's managed to do it.

How does he manage that?

Because he's just such a cuntz.

I mean, he's a fucking weird robot, automaton prick.

We'll talk about his strange appearance on this morning in just a little bit.

But, I mean, obviously the big political story of this week was this extraordinary petition

signed pretty swiftly by 2.6 million people and rising.

It doesn't have any power, of course.

But I can't remember this ever happening to a sitting government soon after they came in a place this is an unprecedented expression of

national dismay in a government that is fucking just depressing people no way i mean people are

shocked by how fucking shit they are.

Right.

I mean, the thing about it is that the lefties and the Ramonas, of course,

are all banging on about the fact that, well, you know,

we had a referendum, rerun petition,

which got more than six million people signing it,

which I'm sure is a perfectly valid point to make,

and those were people who weren't happy about the fact that we voted to leave the European Union.

But it's not quite the same, is it? Because that's an issue. This is a fucking individual,

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