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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

To tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God.

Those expressions are comedic little darling.

If Todd means the truth, he always says to George Carlin.

And on the topic of bits, let's erase any doubt.

Todd's almost always joking when he says

added it out the intro goes long because Todd's so big-hearted other podcast and

it before his get started the intro's are recorded on a phone, but don't worry. The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, theers Association voted the Time Glass Show and Number One.

So welcome to the show.

Well, well, how are you?

You're good.

Hey, could I do something right up top so you don't miss it?

Two dates? Could I plug two dates? Could you just hold on for a second and let me get that out of the way?

Then I'll be all yours. I'll be all yours. I will be all yours. I will be the Minneapolis Comedy Festival.

Now I have a I need a two-piece band for that too. But first, my actual official show is on the 20th.

And if you go on there, should say it on their website or something like that.

But I'll be at the Minneapolis Comedy Festival and

I need a little a two-piece band a a drummer and keyboards. Now preferably you've worked together. Sometimes someone

will you know email me at Todd Glass Comedy at Gmail and say I play drums but I'd rather be

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