Hello and welcome to the kryptonite podcast. My name is Mark Storers and hanging out with me as always. Mr. Robert Thomas

more of this second. Good to be here. We changed up again. I'm doing the names. You're just doing what you want. Yeah, it's a lawless land. Christopher the spy master

Karnacelli. Oh, hey, but I'm master. Wow. I've seen things today. Chris. Chris had a mission. He had a couple of missions today. I spoke with him during my lunch break and

you've been very, very busy, my friend. You are the you are the frontline defense of your habitat. You know what? I am and I might be busy here in the next month or two.

Well, I have a good feeling about this. I think things are going to work out. I'm Mr. positivity over here. Yeah, someone needs to be nice. Nice. Thank you for joining us. Kryptonite podcast. Top of the show. I'm going to mention a couple things here. We have merchandise available. If you would like to support us and make some purchases. Get your summertime gear on. We got hella space.com, which is our t-shirt shop. We also have kryptonite merch.com, which is our crowdmate shop. Each of them have exclusive designs. Feel free. Summer is going to be there. Give yourself some tank tops.

Hell yeah. Get yourself a shirt like I do and just cut the sleeves off and go complete dirt back style like this. Oh, yes. Yeah. I do. I got all kinds of air flow down here. I see. And yet my tits. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I just don't feel right and I get that kind of shirt. My titties are sweating. I know. I got like a rhyme, like a wet thing underneath. Yeah, sucks. I'm going to call that a rhyme. I mean, I ain't peeling it. But whatever. And of course, obviously, if you want to support us monthly, you can go to patreon.com slash kryptonite podcast, where we have bonus audio is available and exclusive. This course.

It's a short server. Yes, we do. I put that up front of the show since we always mentioned in the back. Some people might some people might miss it. They might not know. True. And also to the links for everything. All of that will be located in the description of this podcast. Don't you got type anything in body? You just got click. But look at notes. There you go. Click, click, click. And there's also a link here. Robert to the devil's Academy, which you're featured in, which is now on max. Yes, it is, which is a part of HBO family. Yes, it is. It is. You made it, dude. I guess so.

On Skinamax. I already was the real cinamax. Oh, I had a cameo as like fat guy in the strip club in a movie that played on Skinamax. Like I don't know 20 years ago. Do you have the deeds? What's the title? That's no one's business. Oh, okay. No, I'm kidding. It's called it. I think I went out under the title blow and smoke. Okay. All right. Well, if you ever looking for a Steve's on Josh Hamilton. I think they were they were I definitely know they were the stars. No one knows who those people are. They're pretty fucking huge. No, it was fun. It's just a local movie. And I was friends with the producer and the director.

And so they just said, hey, you look like the kind of guy that'd be at a titty club. And I said, I certainly do. Yeah. And now you've shown why you sit a max cherry years ago. Awesome. And a barely seen silhouette. Yeah. And now I guess I'm on the HBO max slash solo max because I think they've upgraded. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. Yay. Good times. Great oldies. All right, man. Well, there you have it. This week, boys, we got amphibious anthropoids. Did I say it right, Robert?

You did. I did. Okay. I was I said amphibious. I'm like, I don't know if that's how you say amphibious. It's exactly how you say amphibious amphibious amphibious anthropods. No, anthropoids. Anthropoids. It's me. In my anthropoids. They're a whole different thing. All right. Anthropods are human like. I mean, we've been living like anthropods. You can say something. Yeah. Yeah. It was an anthropods, but you didn't get the full title. We're limiting the scope of our amphibious anthropoids. Did I? Did I screw this up?

Again. Yeah. But that's okay. I love it. Oh, dude. And this makes this makes it even better because this is coming out in July. Fucking USA, baby. USA. Oh, amphibious anthropoids. USA. Yeah. Damn straight. USA. USA. USA, dude. No, you missed it. You don't get to start the chant now. You can't save yourself that easily. Dude, give me the slow clap as I come into the auditorium. Okay. All right. Yeah. Whatever. Hey, this is cool, though. Dude, we're going back to monsters. Yes, we are. I'm super excited. Our bread and butter. The best old school joy.

The bat spear was it was a journey. It was. We all went on together. We lost Chris for a minute. Yeah. Yep. We got him back, though. We took a vacation. Smartly in the middle of the sun. That's what you got. Dude, Labor Day. Look at Labor Day happens, man. So we told people before we're going to be taking time off. Occasionally, you oppose attack. We had to deal with it. Yeah. We need to fucking take vacations. And when nailing disclosure happens, we have to do that regardless. In amphibious anthropoids, USA. Let's get started with from fetid stump.

We're going to get ridden swamps to murky lakes, infested with slippery tentacle like strands of seaweed that wrap around your ankles with uncanny strength to backwater by use and even roadside drainage ditches. Life thrives in the dark, wet corners of our world. In this episode, we're exposing some of these strange semi aquatic critters to the light. To Gandalf. Did I say semi correctly?

I think so. I said, semi, not semi. I think you can say it either way. I say semi semi. Same. Seema. Seema erect. Seema erector. So here we are. Seema. Back in Monster Land, where we belong. And that's the most important thing. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Robert, let's get started. This is sort of. It's not a direct sequel, but a kind of continuation on episode 224, Gonzo Green Things, which was called amphibious

anthropoids running wild in the subtitle. There, we dealt with more international flavored weird wet thing. So if this is your jam, by all means, go back and listen to 224, but it's not a direct sequel. We're dealing with weird wet things in America at this point. I know a lot of weird wet things. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Well, this comes out on July 3rd. Nice. Oh, yeah. I was almost like it was for baby America. Yeah, that's right. America. Baby Uncle Sam. Here's a gift from us.

What wet anthropoids? That's what every baby wants. Yes. Yes. Maybe maybe an eagle fly over your house and drop off a wet anthropoid for your July 3rd present.

And maybe you'll have a bottle of rock in this mouth. It would have to with report. Yeah. Oh, bless it. I love it. Oh, God, I'm so wet over here. All right, Robert. Let's do this.

Have you ever found yourself staring out into a vast, impenetrable black expanse of water and feel an icy chill run up your spine, simply imagining the unfathomable horrors that might be lurking just below its silently rippling surface?

Well, others only see pristine natural splendor or a cool place to indulge in a refreshing respite from the thick, sticky summer heat. We know better.

Today, we take a deeper look at the wide array of wet weirdos. Again, my favorite phrase that folks claim to have encountered all across America. Yeah, we're going to fucking road trip and dude. Oh, yeah,

Walker. It's getting the truck. Fuck strapping. It's pizza's fucking road beers. We got a specific tour guide. Okay, and I'll be getting to this right now. All right. I like the, I like the voice bringing it out. It's making me feel it. Right. Yeah, thanks.

Though nor near as famous as their fuzzy flat-footed cousins from the rainforest rich Pacific Northwest North America paranormal war is nevertheless chock full of brief yet bizarre run-ins with what can only be classified as amphibious anthropoids.

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