Hello and welcome to SciGy's, the show where we talk about the crazy, weird and wonderful stories from the science world.

I'm Corey, and as always, I'm joined by my co-host, the Looking Down on You, Luke Cut first.

You are beneath me.

This week we're talking about incompetent interactions and discerning dogs.

But first, Luke, I've got a question for you.

You always have a question for me, Corey.

I do, Luke. My question for you is why?

Because I want to.

Okay, and my question for you and everyone else is, have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a dog? No, I don't think it's possible to be embarrassed in front of a dog because they're thick. My God. Now, if you were to say, be carrying a tray of milkshakes

And you were to trip and spill the milkshakes all over yourself

Yeah. Would you not feel embarrassed if Shakira was watching? I don't know. I mean, I guess my question, my follow-up question would be, if you were on a desert island all on your own and you did something embarrassing, would you feel embarrassed? Probably, yeah. Oh, well, then, I guess that's just your own psychology. Well, not like embarrassed. Like, I mean, I'd be like, oh, that was dumb. That was a dumb thing for me to do. I'd laugh at myself. By the way, punchline to my joke, Shakira is thick. Carry on. Like the dogs. Like thick. Yeah, yeah. She thick, though. not what I was saying about the dogs. Do you want to talk about puppy horny, Luke? Do you remember puppy horny?

I feel like this is a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She thick, though. How do you know that's not what I was saying about the dogs? Do you want to talk about puppy horny, Luke?

Do you remember puppy horny? I feel like this is a good time to bring up your concept of puppy horny. Because you think the dogs are thick like Shakira, right? You can't say that and then not let me explain. Well, look, here's the thing. thing. Either you're sexist by saying that Shakira is thick like a dog, or you're puppy horny.

To be clear, Gary, I can think Shakira specifically is stupid without thinking that women are stupid.

Maybe I just think that Shakira is stupid.

I just thought that Shakira was like the Ur-woman, you know? Like, all women are based upon Shakira. Wouldn't that be a lovely

world? Yeah, she was Eve, right?

She's the first woman.

The OG. Pluck from Adam's rib.

Plut from Adam's hip. And that's why hers don't lie.

Oh, God. But they do lie. They do lie. That's the point.

Wait, no, the snake lied. And Adam lied. But Eve, she was fine.

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