#295 Please, No Survival (w/ Joe Kwaczala)

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Folks, Joe Kwaczala joins us on this week's episode to hear about a sea otter stealing surf boards, a man who purposely clogged women's toilets, people scalding their hands at Yellowstone springs, birds making nests out of hostile architecture, and people getting stuck in Agatha Christie's house

Follow Joe on Twitter @joekjoek and check out his new stand up special 'Oh La La' here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rOLGbrD0uI

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:11.6	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.
0:19.6	Folks, welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast that counts down the things each week that make you say the thing that's the title of the podcast.
0:26.2	I'm Kath Barbadoro.
0:27.6	I'm Eli Uden.
0:28.5	We do not have Patty Mo.
0:30.1	Patrick Monaghan is not here.
0:32.2	He went to see the summer hit Oppenheimer, and he got seated directly in front of the speaker.
0:39.5	And when the nuke went off, all of his skin came off.
0:47.2	Just an awful being of muscles and no skin, just blood leaking out.
0:49.3	And so we're giving him a week. He's a week.
0:50.3	He has a body disease.
0:52.3	Yep.
0:53.0	He has to grow his skin back by next week so that he can come back.
0:55.8	But we have a special guest, everybody.
0:57.8	It's Joe Quazala.
0:59.1	Hello.
1:00.1	Hello.
1:00.9	Wow.
1:02.2	RIP, Patty.
1:03.7	And hello me.
1:05.5	We miss him.
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