This is a Headgun Podcast.

Hello, hello, this is Fake The Nation, where we talk about news, we talk about culture

and where we brace ourselves because an invasive species of spider, the size of a child

hand, is expected to colonize the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down from

the sky.

I'm your host, Nagin Varsad, and unlike that alarming headline about oversized spider

ticking over the East Coast, I'm going to give you the information that was buried

in the second paragraph of that axiote article, which is that they're not harmful, so who cares?

But today, we're not going to talk about venomous spiders, or murder hornets instead, we're

going to talk about the shittiest bill in America today, can you guess what it is?

And of course, we'll talk about the vibe shift, what is it, and are we doomed to use

this term forever?

And finally, the experts have noticed a troubling phenomenon called bigorexia, we'll talk about

what that is.

Today, oh my gosh, you guys, this panel is so exciting, so I have had the distinct

pleasure of being, of sharing a stage with this next panelist.

I've seen her perform all over the city, I've seen her just bring audiences to their

knees with laughter, you've seen her on the late show with Stephen Colbert, because she's

so fucking fancy, it is the one and only Carmen LaGala.

Hello, thank you so much for having me.

Oh my gosh, so excited that you're here, it's weird not to see you at night time near

a comedy club, that's what's weird about this interaction right now.

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