295 - Crossroads
Romancing the Pod
Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser
4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
“I’m like, 100% sure that’s the exact same excuse R. Kelly used. It didn’t work for him either.”
This week’s most romantic movie is... Crossroads. This film has everything: Se7en-coded time capsules, menswear-coded lingerie, And aggressively notarized virgin consent. If you love Waffle House band diagnostics, Ghostbuster dad fanfic, and kissing in front of a giant Spy Kids poster, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | you better not have no planes tonight movie time and it's feeling right |
| 0:10.2 | you're looking for a love than last you'll find it a romance in the podcast ooh Ooh, ooh, baby, had me out. |
| 0:22.8 | Hello. |
| 0:24.0 | Ooh, I love you. |
| 0:26.2 | I know. |
| 0:28.0 | Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings. |
| 0:32.1 | Ooh, ah, I'll have what she's happy. |
| 0:36.0 | Thank you for tuning into romancing the pod. |
| 0:37.6 | You had to say, hello, I'm Paige Wesley. |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm Todd Schlosser, and this week, Paige made us watch Crossroads. |
| 0:45.5 | So, Paige, was this the first time you saw Britney Spears Crossroads? |
| 0:50.5 | It was not. |
| 0:51.5 | I thought I remembered all the twists. |
| 0:53.8 | I had forgotten about the stairs. Page. Like, when they went to the... I was like, oh, that's right. Because the thing, I was like, oh. And then she tripped and I was like, no. Oh, my God. Paige. I didn't know they had owls in L.A. until this movie. You're the only person who's going to get that joke, but I'm glad you heard it. It's definitely an owl. Yeah. We've got some staircase fans. Oh, yeah. Guys, if you don't know the staircase, like the IP, the staircase, check it out. It's worth seeing. Page, what you're referencing is, I think, the most action-packed section of twists in any movie ever. |
| 1:31.4 | 10 minutes from the end of this film. |
| 1:33.5 | Page, I have timestamps. |
| 1:35.1 | From one hour, 14 minutes and 50 seconds to one hour 17 minutes and 16 seconds. |
| 1:41.1 | Zoe Saladonna finds out that her fiance Dylan is cheating on her, that Dylan has also |
| 1:45.7 | sexually assaulted her friend Mimi and is the father of her baby. Right. And then Zoe throws her |
| 1:52.1 | first punch and Mimi falls down the stairs losing her baby. Yes. That is five earth |
| 1:58.3 | shattering twists in two minutes and 26 seconds. |
| 2:03.3 | I almost broke my neck watching that part of this movie. |
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