294 THE ZOMBIE AND THE CROSSBOW
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN - A MYSTERIOUS METHADONE ADDICT KNOWN AS "THE ZOMBIE" GOT SHOT IN THE GUT WITH A CROSSBOW IN A DISPUTE OVER $40 WITH A GUY NAMED DAVID. TURNS OUT WE KNOW SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE, AND ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS COMES IN TO REPORT ON HOW THE ZOMBIE IS GETTING ALONG.
COMIC MIKE FIGS IS ALSO IN STUDIO FOR THIS LIVELY EPISODE, AS WE DISCUSS DRUGS, DANGER AND THE POLICE INVOLVED SHOOTING OF A HARMLESS PITBULL WHO CHARGED AT THE OFFICER AND HIS PARTNER DURING A CALL IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN.
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, did you know they got lemonade at Chipotle? |
| 0:02.0 | But you gotta make them yourself. |
| 0:04.0 | Check it out. |
| 0:05.0 | Free shit of... |
| 0:06.0 | Lemons in a cup, baby. |
| 0:07.0 | You make lemonade. |
| 0:08.0 | That's what life gives you lemons. |
| 0:10.0 | That's not if you steal lemons from Chipotle, you make lemonade. |
| 0:13.0 | What if I make it right there? |
| 0:16.0 | I make a little order and I make my... |
| 0:18.0 | Let me get water. |
| 0:19.0 | I use your free lemon. Give me free water. Right. Get your lemons |
| 0:21.0 | and you free sugar. |
| 0:22.3 | This is what happens when you get two POC in the same room together doing a show. |
| 0:26.8 | I'm a smallest room in New York City. |
| 0:28.6 | It gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:31.7 | You know from the New York City Crime Report and Jeff Katzman. |
| 0:34.9 | It was also. |
| 0:35.4 | Thanks for being here, guys. |
| 0:38.6 | Thank you. Norm Port and Jeff Katzman. It was also. All right. Sure. Thanks for being here, guys. I don't know. I can't believe it's not butter. |
| 0:48.0 | You don't like Miracle with it? |
| 0:50.9 | I don't fuck a miracle with it. |
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