294: Only in Alabama & Must Be Knife
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, beer, beer, beer, weird, 2,, we're, we're, and we are back |
| 0:37.6 | can I start by saying something |
| 0:39.5 | yes it's bad bitch o'clock and I'm still |
| 0:43.2 | flirty what |
| 0:45.0 | where did this come from |
| 0:48.8 | Lizzo |
| 0:49.6 | it's bad bitch how about that as a line |
| 0:53.7 | it's bad bitch a lot of bangers on that first album. And I'm still flirty. A lot of it. What do we should do that album as spoken word? You know, I would love to get her on the show. She was on the Kevin Hartrose. She was pretty good. Yeah. Do you have any access to her? No. The dream dies right here. But you would love Lizzo of all people? Yeah. Do you have any access to her? No. The dream dies right here. But you would love Lizzo of all people? |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah. You love Lizzo. That first album really took me. When I recorded my first special, it was, that was all I listened to. |
| 1:24.1 | No way. Every walk took every club. I would listen to a listen before. Yeah, that's fine. |
| 1:28.3 | Get fired up. |
| 1:29.3 | Ah, it's just great. |
| 1:30.3 | Can you update people on the Eve saga? |
| 1:32.3 | I mean, it's incredible. |
| 1:34.3 | I believe basically we've talked about how your mom showed up to the airport with no identification |
| 1:42.3 | for a flight. |
| 1:43.3 | Yeah. There was a panic. Shock with no identification for a flight. Yeah. |
| 1:45.3 | There was a panic. |
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