When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk here.

They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreads about, but never agrees.

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. Somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.

So everybody's having a good time on Blanton World, having fun.

You know what I like about this? No one loves it. You're in love with Roland Love Together.

We've done something good nobody's having fun.

Man, that put his soul. It hasn't. You'd have to say, okay.

I'll be part of this world.

All right. Well, not quite sure how to kick this off. You're back from Washington DC.

We have such sites to show you. From our sojourn among the swine at CPAC.

I finally got a good night's sleep last night. I feel renewed, but dear listener, I really, I'm going to try to communicate to you how much I was physically and spiritually ravaged by this experience at the Gaylord Convention Center in National Harbor.

Yeah, when I got off the train to Penn station, I just realized how much it felt like my entire body had been in a rock tumbler.

I feel great. Listener, I no longer fear death because I've been to hell.

Am I literally the only one who doesn't feel like they were killed this weekend?

I felt like I had been was killed several times. I mean, it's a combination of like both what we saw and listened to, but also just in general, you know, travel of like, you know, eating like shit and drinking too much.

I pulled the rip-cord halfway through, but if I'd stayed, I'd be in pretty dire straits right now.

You pulled the rip-cord and stuck the plunger in the toilet. You pulled the rip-cord, but you left the plunger in the toilet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where you leave it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, where you leave it.

No, you leave it in the toilet because it's dirty after you plunger.

Do you think the water is from the toilet? Oh my god.

Clean it, cleanse it. But that stuff takes it out.

Well, first of all, like it's an Airbnb fucked that place. Just put it on the floor.

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