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293 Teaser - Love In The Time of Wonks

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Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

I don't want to shout out one person out the conference.

0:02.8

A guy who I remember from the the bleeding heart libertarian days,

0:07.2

Will Wilkinson, who he was a his parent heart libertarian, Kato guy.

0:13.6

And then he moved, he quit politics and he moved to Houston to get an MFA and write his novel.

0:20.8

This was about I think like 10 years ago now.

0:23.2

And the novel was going to be about love and loss amongst wanks during the Bush administration.

0:30.4

And it was going to be like a Romana clay about because he was one.

0:35.0

He was like, you know, a foot soldier for the for the think tank,

0:37.8

uh,ocracy during the Bush years.

0:39.8

So it was going to be a thinly veiled, uh, autobiography of like fucking,

0:45.4

uh, other wanks, like, getting slapped to the face with a lanyard while having sex at the,

0:51.0

like the heritage department or heritage foundation, uh, broom closeters, I'm thinking.

0:55.4

Oh my god, dude, imagine just a heavy make out search with panero soup,

1:00.0

still like a little bit of a panero soup,

1:01.8

crusted on the corners of your mouth.

1:03.4

You just push that social security privatization paper off the desk.

1:07.4

And just the corner of the desk is waging and you're already square ass.

1:11.6

And you're just going to town, going to town right through a pencil skirt.

1:18.0

But I'm you're just, you're just fucking you pull out and you fucking you,

1:23.0

you nut on a chart that would explain how Medicare block grants work.

1:27.0

That's so fucking hot, dude.

1:29.0

That's so fucking.

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