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The Basement Yard

#293 - The Keys To Success

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe give you the Keys To Success that they found on some random idiot's finance meme page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement. You're gonna say what you just said

0:03.0

Say what you just said I said I forgot

0:09.6

I'm just on this episode Frank is leaning over to turn the camera and he goes I

0:14.7

Forgot about something that made me horny as a kid

0:17.9

So I you know

0:19.9

You know I collect toys and I recently you know gone down the rabbit hole of you know some old power-inter stuff that I used to watch and or collect

0:28.4

And I remember there was an episode that I remember now is an adult like yo like I got horny watching this what happened in it the power Rangers

0:37.5

Faced off against a fun enemy that was like a big caricature of like Italian pizza makers and

0:45.3

He was like he was thought he would throw pizza. This is an Power Rangers turbo. It was the third he would throw pizzas

0:52.2

It was the third season I think mm-hmm and he would throw pizzas that were like bombs

0:57.0

Or they would like take care like control of people's minds and he baked the power Rangers into a pizza and I remember

1:02.9

I was like I remember seeing the power Rangers like engulfing this pizza and it did it for me

1:08.2

I don't know why I don't I don't know why and they got rescued by another power a blue centurion was his name

1:15.2

But I remember seeing that and being like yo, this is kind of this is kind of nice

1:20.0

It was like I don't know I don't know how to explain it

1:22.9

So hypothetically if I baked a power ranger action figure into a pizza your dick would not move

1:31.4

It would not I don't it would not yeah something would happen. I'm not saying what would happen. I'm not saying what wouldn't happen

1:38.2

Right, but it was a

1:40.9

Something happened for sure, you know

1:42.6

I was discovering myself a little bit. Okay, but you're gonna tell me that there were never things that wouldn't

1:47.7

Otherwise as an adult have made you horny that you remember from it like being a kid that like you look back and like holy shit

1:52.9

That was weird. Yeah, just like pressure any sort of pressure

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