#293 “Live Your Life” with Jeff Danis and Ryan O’Neill

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Danis and Ryan O’Neill (Danish & O’Neill) join Jayson Thibault and The Fight Nanny in studio to discuss Ari Shaffir’s high concept auto-reply text message, Ryan’s upcoming fight with Luis J. Gomez, and all the fun at Skankfest.
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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Ah, she's brilliant.
0:31.0	Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:46.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.8	All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.1	P and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
1:00.1	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
1:05.2	This is the mani bitch!
1:08.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
1:11.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
1:15.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard wall.
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