292: Sonic's Cardboard Labia

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:11.3	The podcast is the same every week and as such is always brought to you by this tweet from Ice Tea that says,
0:18.4	The Ultimate Orgasm, you have to believe you're absolutely about to die.
0:24.3	Is that true?
0:25.8	That's a real tweet from iced tea from 2011.
0:29.1	Well, that's the whole asphy-wank idea, right?
0:34.7	It's the caridine curse.
0:36.1	The carodine curse.
0:37.6	That sweet, sweet caridine taste.
0:41.4	There's a difference between knowing you're going to die and feeling like you are dead.
0:48.9	That feels like two very different things to relock.
0:52.0	Well, that's the thing, the caridine thing and the IST thing.
0:55.0	Like, just bear in mind your mortality, so you might as well not a big one.
0:59.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00.0	And also, I want to feel like there's no enough air in my lungs to feel my body to create
1:05.0	a sense of euphoria to enhance my ejaculation.
1:08.0	Those are the two situations I'm distinguishing between right now.
1:11.4	Gotcha. Do you have any feedback on my observations?
1:14.7	Speaking to someone. Just one in the form of this rope.
1:18.3	Oh, I want it. Here we go. I was speaking to someone who was earnestly telling me about
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