292: Aussie Abduction (True Crime Story: Smugshot) ft. Reality Gays

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

A romantic picnic quickly turns into a nightmare when a young couple goes missing; clues point to a satanic cult, but an even more absurd motive is revealed, leaving them naked and wandering the Australian outback with a slim chance of survival.

Special thanks to Mattie and Poodle for joining us on this episode! Listen to Reality Gays wherever you get your podcasts.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:01.5	Hello.
0:03.1	Hello.
0:07.2	Amazing.
0:08.8	I was trying to move my headphone and try it sing a hard.
0:13.0	I think you sang that same note I did, Maddie.
0:16.0	And you're supposed to go up another third.
0:18.5	I think you can suck a dick and go to hell.
0:20.6	And I sang what I
0:21.4	wanted to sing. The gays are here. Good luck, everyone. Rick, roll the music. Roll the music.
0:32.4	Hi, everybody.
0:36.4	The guys. Welcome, everyone, to a very, I would say special.
0:41.4	It's more chaotic, honestly.
0:43.5	It might be your last episode of I Think Not.
0:46.8	Let's close it out.
0:47.5	I am Ellen Marsh and across for me is Joey Taranto and a bunch of gays who just crashed our recording.
1:10.8	That's what gays are good for. Y'all, we have Maddie and Poodle from Reality Gays. Say hi, boys. Hi, everybody. Cheers. Hi, everyone. I'm Maddie, and that really gay voice is poodle. My voice is so gay. I said, like, Butch top. I mean, everybody hears this Lisp, and they're like, manly. Someone left a review once that just went LISP, one star.
1:17.8	I respect it.
1:19.0	I tend to agree. Why do you guys talk like that?
1:22.0	So welcome to the episode where I once again become a homophobe.
1:26.2	I don't blame you.
1:27.1	Because when I am surrounded by these three, you all, they are joining us today, and it is a very exciting day because this is the first time we are reprising a show that we loved so much.
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