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🗓️ 5 September 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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0:00.0 | It is. |
0:02.0 | Thank you. |
0:05.0 | Yeah, Dave. |
0:06.0 | Before your birthday, they got you my name change on a platter. |
0:10.0 | Ah! |
0:12.0 | Hey, by the way, you have an open beer on the other side of that thing. |
0:22.0 | We have our opener. |
0:25.0 | So what's our plan with this? |
0:28.0 | I don't know. |
0:29.0 | It's like Texas. |
0:31.0 | Did anyone get Dave a mop for his birthday? |
0:35.0 | And me, Newpants? |
0:38.0 | Oh, this will be comfortable. |
0:40.0 | If you're listening. |
0:41.0 | Take him off. |
0:42.0 | Alright, just this one. |
0:44.0 | Just for your B-Day big guy. |
0:47.0 | Coming off. |
0:48.0 | If you're listening, I spilled Garrett's beer. |
0:53.0 | That my buddy Robert bought me. |
0:55.0 | I guess I'll just drink one of the giant ones. |
0:59.0 | And it spilled on my pants. |
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