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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#291: I Want A Cult Of My Own

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

1- I’m safe. You... not so much.

2- Four in 1 equal whopper

3- It will get cooler

4- Damn Antifa and their unknown cars

5- Slow that Camry down

6- NO ONE WANTS COPS SHOT.

7- It’s not LeBron’s fault.

8- I am Groot.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 291 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:24.7

If you listen closely, there actually are crickets in the background, right?

0:29.4

We talk about, hey, that's not funny. I hear crickets.

0:32.0

We can actually hear them because I got the window open and those are the sounds of nature,

0:37.3

which I'm going to get into a little later.

0:39.4

But right now, and this is very cool, I have a sponsor.

0:44.7

That's right.

0:45.2

The podcast now has a sponsor.

0:47.8

We are brought to you by ExpressVPN.

0:51.7

Now, a VPN, if you're not familiar with it, is all about internet privacy. Why do you need privacy? Because what you look at on the internet is your business. I mean, let's be honest. You wouldn't go to the bathroom with the door open, would you? You wouldn't. Would you? You're a civilized person. you don't want people just looking in imagine your

1:12.1

internet service provider looking in you certainly don't want comcast or verizon or spectrum or

1:18.9

any of these companies looking in on you right i'm not talking about the bathroom i'm talking about

1:24.0

your internet you got to get a vpn You have to get express VPN. It protects you

1:32.2

online. It stops anyone from seeing what websites you visited, what activity you've done. You know what

1:41.3

they use this information for. They sell it. They collect it. They sell it. You start

1:46.0

getting the targeting ads, the targeted data. We've all been through this. ExpressVPN puts a stop to it. It creates a secure, encrypted tunnel between your device and the internet so your online activity can't be seen. Do I use ExpressVPN? Yes, I do. I've even used it

2:04.5

overseas because in some countries, they're just sweeping the internet all the time. You remember

2:10.3

overseas when we used to travel? Those days are coming back. Listen, you got to get ExpressVPN.

2:16.6

You have to maintain your internet privacy, especially now. There's a lot going on. We're chatting about a lot. You know these activities. I'm not talking about anything subversive. I'm just talking about your online activity. Keep it your online activity. It's simple. Using ExpressVPN is as easy as can be. You fire up the app,

2:38.2

you click on one button, and you are protected from spying eyes. So if you're like me and you believe

2:46.3

your online activity is your business, secure yourself byvpn.com slash Alonzo today.

2:55.6

Use my exclusive link.

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