Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show live from our studio here in

Kiev, Ukraine, where we have moved the show.

We followed Joe Rogan to the Ukraine, which was stupid in hindsight.

But in the beginning, it sounded very good because he said he was going to do a comedy

scene in Eastern Europe in, uh, in Kiev, which he said was what he did in LA.

And he said you can easily replicate that in Kiev.

That was the bitch, right?

That was the idea goes, we do kill Tony from Kiev and then you come and then everybody

will move to Kiev and it'll be fun.

That's what we thought, but egg on our faces because now we're here and there's Russians

with tanks encircling us.

Unfortunately, um, uh, we'll start with a war report up front.

It's not good.

Uh, there, but the Russians, uh, they underestimated the Ukrainians because the Ukrainians are,

uh, they're tough people and they're not easily occupied.

And then they're not an easily occupied people.

Um, you know, Jesse signal herzogs, uh, uh, partner, they do an unimportant show at, uh,

at an unimportant place, but he tweeted something to that effect that it's going to be a little

tougher to occupy these people than you think they're not friendly over there.

Really, right?

Uh, they're, they're just blowing up these tanks and Putin's just trying to help these

people and get the Nazis out of the country and they're angry at this and it's weird.

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