rated E for everyone 10 and up.

Hi, lemons, this is lemons, and you're listening to lemons, lemons.

I mean you're listening to that story show.

Hey! Story Show people. People!

What she?

Hey who's cooking pizza.

I turned into a bat.

I flew into this clean house.

I left her some guano. Hey podcast people, this is that story show where we're telling hilarious real life stories and inviting you to do the same.

This is episode 290. We're on the road to 300 baby and it's brought to you the week of March 28th, 2019. I am your host. My name is James Kennison and my good friend is here.

Yes and my name is John Stein Klobber and that's really what my last name is.

Stein Klobber. Can you spell that for the people?

THA T F O R P E O P L E O P L E.

Wow, it's a lot different than it sounds.

Is, yeah, it does. It's a, it's a

a German name. I was born with it. I was in second grade before I figured out how to spell it.

Yeah, my mom's name is Drusilla and she said she was like in second grade before she figured out how to spell her name.

Do you think she holds any animosity towards her parents for naming her that?

Probably. My sister holds anonymity toward my mother and grandmother for naming her Catherine as her first name,

which was my mother's first name and my grandmother's first name.

So yeah, they got a thing about names.

Who's Catherine? I don't.

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