Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, the show.

Welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that's exactly the same every single week.

On this episode, I, myself, Gavin Murphy, will be joined by Steve Hoggutty and Mr. John Logg Blythe.

And because we're such professionals, what we decided to do whilst we

were recording this episode was to wait until the end of the recording and do the intro then, so we could do a

nice, tight, sort of succinct, like, this is the intro, bam, boom. And, you know, that'll appeal to

people who might be listened to this for the first time, like you, Rachel. But what actually

happened was that we got to the end of the podcast, got a little bit too

pissed, and forgot to record the intro. So, yeah, this is the intro. And what you're about to hear

is Log poisoning us with cider. What have you got for us? It's a we're recording. We're going now.

This is it. We're live. Cider Interlude.

It's made by some of our customers who are generally licensed.

They haven't quite got their license yet.

But I'm not selling it to you boys.

Generally licensed.

Well, they're operating at such a scale that the authorities don't give a shit.

Such a massive scale.

What?

It's only one or the other.

It's like when you get so big.

When you control the authorities.

When Coca-Cola imports cocaine, it's fine.

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