#290: Lavatar
The Marc and Lowell Show
iRonick Media
2.2 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Today, the boys sit down with Jonah to get the full recap of the birth of his baby girl!
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| 0:00.0 | The following contains strong language, violence, and nudity. |
| 0:03.0 | It is intended only for mature audiences. |
| 0:05.0 | Viewer discretion advised. |
| 0:07.0 | The following presentation is brought to you by the Realm Network. |
| 0:11.0 | It's amazing when you have a girl, you're a man, you have a girl, it's an eye-opening. |
| 0:20.0 | Because I realize I'm the man in her life. |
| 0:23.6 | And my relationship with my daughter is going to affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life. |
| 0:30.6 | And every man in here is dated a woman with some daddy issues. |
| 0:35.6 | That shit ain't fun, okay? |
| 0:39.3 | She giving you a hard time over some shit her daddy did in 1969, okay? |
| 0:44.3 | That shit ain't never fun. |
| 0:46.3 | Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, |
| 0:51.3 | I'm pushing and stole her, and sometimes I pick up, and I just stare at her, |
| 0:56.0 | and I realize my only job |
| 0:58.0 | in life is that |
| 1:00.0 | keep her off the pole. |
| 1:09.0 | Keep my baby |
| 1:10.2 | off the pole |
| 1:10.9 | I mean, they don't grade fathers |
| 1:13.5 | But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up |
| 1:16.1 | You're crazy, man |
| 1:18.3 | You're a loser |
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