290: I’m the Worst: Judged a Toddler, Guilt-Tripped My Wife, and Named My Vacuum

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Katie recaps a peaceful Mother’s Day—before Trey demands affirmation from his gift, a lava-like cake, and chaos. Trey breaks down his Spokane comedy shows, a run-in with a mysterious Papa Shot phenom, and the hand-turkey bar game that defies explanation.They debate Meghan Markle’s comeback, rant about dressing room mirrors and Amazon’s new AI, and launch a new segment: “I’m the Worst,” Plus: Target judgment and baa-ing children on playgrounds.
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0:00.0	Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing.
0:05.4	I knew it. They've been with their landscaper to Jusen.
0:07.9	A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that.
0:14.2	For materials, tool higher, timber and paving. Don't waste time. Duason's got the lot.
0:19.0	Like Teralis, porcelain paving from only 22 pounds per square meter.
0:22.4	Love it.
0:23.1	All trade prices exclude VAT at 20%.
0:26.0	So now you can keep up with the Joneses.
0:28.0	And the Evanses.
0:29.2	And the Bertels.
0:30.2	Happy belated Mother's Day to all the mommies out there.
0:33.9	Love you mommies.
0:35.8	Tell them, Jake.
0:36.7	Love you, Mama.
0:38.0	Thanks for listening.
0:38.9	We got one here with us today.
0:40.8	I hope you felt celebrated and blessed.
0:44.9	Yes.
0:45.6	Tell us about your mother's day.
0:48.9	Trey was gone this past weekend.
0:52.4	He got home on Sunday.
0:53.4	So Sunday morning, I took the first flight out.
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