290: Darla (Cruise Ship Killers)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Recently retired newlyweds embark on their third tropical cruise in less than a year. The happy and fun-loving couple are enjoying the adventures and romance of this new chapter when tragedy strikes and they are found dead in their cabin.

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0:00.0	Well, my sister called me yesterday and she said,
0:02.5	can you please move on from cruise ship killers?
0:04.1	I can't listen to it anymore because they're never solved.
0:06.5	And I was like, you're right.
0:08.0	None of them are solved.
0:09.3	They're not solved.
0:10.4	And they're not even remotely solved past the episode.
0:13.8	There is such little information, but I'm really upset at being scolded by your sister.
0:19.2	You'll get used to it.
0:20.5	Welcome to the family.
0:21.6	Hello, everyone.
0:34.1	And welcome to I think not.
0:36.3	The show where apparently we cover terrible true crime shows.
0:41.6	My name is Ellen Marsh and across me is Joey Taranto and we are here against our will.
0:47.6	Not at these microphones, just covering this show.
0:50.6	We are covering the show against our will and apparently we're disappointing.
0:54.2	There's only a handful of Tarantos left. They're dropping like flies.
0:58.8	But we're pissing them all off.
1:01.9	What a terrible joke. You know what? Here we are. Cruise ship killers. What a ride this has been.
1:06.5	It's been ridiculous. It's been, I lie. It's been ridiculous. But you know what? We're here and I love you. And look at you. You're beautiful. I love you. I'm happy. Things are good. You're good. You good? You're doing all right? You all, it is 9.07 p.m. on the East Coast. I am just saying that as a warning. If you need to stop this show and come back to it another time, we will be mad.
1:28.7	We will totally understand.
1:30.6	But we do have some fun surprises coming up in our general feed.
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