290: Bachelor in Paradise: Ep 1 (Kenny is King?? Joe is Tripping?? Tahzjuan Stans!)

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4.7 • 23.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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It’s The Broads FIRST recap of Bachelor in Paradise and they have a lot to cover! They chat hosts, make outs, couples already blossoming, heart break already happening, upcoming theories/predictions and a lot more!

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0:00.0	And welcome to another episode of Shaddy Brods with Megan Chattice.
0:20.0	Almost paradise, we're knocking on heaven's door.
0:26.0	Almost paradise. Hey, why the hell do they not have what's his face is on the celebrity dating game now coming in and doing like a
0:34.5	version of it? Why isn't Michael Bolton if they have him on ABC? Why is Michael Bolton not on the sand performing almost paradise?
0:42.7	He would he would smash it with his voice. That man looks so confused on that.
0:47.0	I feel I always end up wandering into the celebrity dating game show being like this show
0:55.9	is terrible, right? But I I just will watch it for like 45 minutes. And I'm obsessed with Michael Bolton on it because
1:02.9	it's kind of this glazed over look and everyone's like I'm always just like check someone check on Michael.
1:07.4	Do they like put him in the corner and randomly or like what do you think Michael? And he'll just be staring off.
1:13.4	And I'm like I don't know if he's confused or if he's a comedic genius.
1:17.4	Okay, because I don't know if you recall if you remember his little SNL stint when he did do you remember when he sang the song with
1:28.9	little lonely island the captain Jack Sparrow song. I vaguely remember that.
1:34.4	There's a terrible of count. Yes. When he was like obsessed with Jack Sparrow.
1:41.4	Yes. And it was got about it. And it was truly I totally I totally remember that now. I fully forgot about it until I watched
1:52.4	celebrity dating game and then I rewatched that SNL skit five times in a row. And I was like this is this is comedic legend.
2:00.4	I love him. Interesting. So I don't know why he wasn't on the sand with David Spade like in troeing everything.
2:08.4	Like him and David Spade actually would have been quite a duo. I do think David Spade should have had a co-host.
2:14.4	I mean Wells kind of well. Oh please get Wells the fuck out of here.
2:19.4	Okay, I'm really confused about the Wells position because I'm a little bit like you guys are bringing in all these co-hosts which I'm so I love the variety.
2:27.4	I'm super hyped about because I know your thoughts. I thought David I thought he was great.
2:32.4	He was he was making me laugh the whole time. I thought he was funny. I think it would be better if he had a co-host so that they could.
2:39.4	Follows off of each other and so we could get even more because it was like David Spade was working with what he had.
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