29: Zane Got Catfished by a Child

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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How have we been self quarantining? We have a special bonus surprise for you guys! Heath's Birthday is cancelled :( Zane got catfish once.. make that twice! Yikes!

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0:00.0	Hello, good morning. Hi, how are you doing? We've missed you guys. I feel like I haven't seen you guys that we say this every single time.
0:06.0	I know. Well, first of all, I feel like I haven't seen Matt in three weeks, but it's not possible, but...
0:09.8	No, I feel like it's been one week. Exactly. Yeah. And not only that, we're just, we're all trying to keep our distance from each other as much as possible. As much as possible.
0:22.3	What does as much as possible be?
0:22.9	I don't know.
0:24.8	This is the first time I've been out the house.
0:25.4	I know.
0:28.3	You've been just hanging out with Patricia quite a bit lately.
0:28.8	I have.
0:30.0	I have and I love it.
0:31.4	Quarantine love, baby.
0:32.0	Hold on, wait.
0:34.3	Before we jump into it, let's cheers real quick because this is about to get deep, bitch.
0:35.7	Oh. to it. Let's cheers real quick because this is about to get deep, bitch. Cheers. Cheers. All right.
0:37.8	It's coffee talker, baby.
0:39.7	Yeah.
0:55.0	Well, baby. Well, baby, our camera lens are not that wide.
0:59.6	No, we're not.
1:00.5	So we're going to have to get close for this one.
1:02.3	I know you're supposed to like stay apart from each other with this virus going around.
1:06.1	But like I'm feeling more love than ever.
1:08.3	I'm seeing all of you guys a lot.
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