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Hello From The Magic Tavern

29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2015

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

The Scholar: Craig Cackowski

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Tricia: Kate James


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Special Episode Art:Winnie Song

Recorded Live at: XOXO Festival 2015


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,

0:03.4

a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,

0:06.5

the country's most exclusive boarding school.

0:08.9

Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,

0:12.7

money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.

0:15.9

Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free on Wondering Plus.

0:23.5

Hey, this is Trisha, the intern. I'm in the purple room.

0:27.8

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy.

0:30.4

Scream Like a School Kid with capsule force,

0:32.6

the intergalactic retro anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam.

0:38.5

Check it out at capsuleforce.com.

0:41.5

Oh, and I'm supposed to do that thing where I lie about the podcast being real.

0:47.8

I don't know. I think I need you to do the rest, sir.

0:58.2

The following podcast is not real and should in no way be considered evidence

1:02.8

that there are alternate universes intersecting with your own.

1:06.3

That kind of realization would be a disaster for all the many dimensions,

1:09.8

at which don't exist.

1:11.3

What I'm saying is the following podcast is not real.

1:15.1

But it is really being performed live in Portland, Oregon as part of the XOXO Festival.

1:27.2

Hello from the Magic Tavern.

1:45.3

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.

1:47.6

Hi, I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.

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