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Shopify.com.ukau.ukes-spotify. Welcome to the screen rot podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed our minds.

I'm here as ever with Jake Farrell.

And with a new member of the ScreenRot team, knocking about under it.

Mango the cat.

Mango the cat, ladies and gentlemen, anything to say, mango?

No.

Basically, me and my mental misses

after struggling

with looking after two children

and both working

for the most fun way

to pour some petrol

on this fire of a life

is to get a kitten

Bengal kitten

and she's just

she's just rummaging around

trying to eat everything trying to bite the wires I mean As another She's going in the right time In 10 years time You'll be able to smell things From Instagram and YouTube That would be like the new thing And if that was the case Halfway through this recording You'd be able to smell Cat Flesh burning Where she's bitten through one of the wires and we're still trying to talk about

some social media lunatic exactly didn't think it was hard enough kind of the possibility of

being sued for libel every week now also want some animal rights activists on our case for

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